India: At The Crossroads - The Hunt For A Leader

If we carefully scan the national scene today, the most disturbing aspect that comes across is the absence of a leader of calibre with a national footprint, a national following. The old guard is now on the verge of retirement, and the new guard has not yet stepped up into their shoes; this is further exacerbated by the spate of scams and corruption that has enveloped the country. Unfortunately, this is on all sides of the political spectrum, with neither the ruling party nor the opposition escaping the blame of corruption.

A mood of the nation poll, conducted 5 times over the past 2 years by India Today, shows a steady increase in the preference for Modi, and a steady decrease for Rahul. This is along expected lines: but the real problem is that neither is someone with a clear mandate and image- unlike Manmohan Singh and Atal Bihari Vajpayee, both of whom were, and are, highly respected worldwide for their knowledge, with the additional factor of a neutral and strong national footprint. This is tellingly absent in both the top candidates that have emerged in public consciousness today.

Is India in for another period of gut-wrenching change? It certainly seems like it; with the political class still unsure of how to deal with the newly resurgent middle class, as well as the spate of exposures that have buffeted them of late. The opposition does not seem to have its house in order; while the ruling party cannot develop its team, and learn to think beyond the Gandhi surname. It is indeed a shame that in a country of 1.2 billion the Congress can only find a Gandhi. I have nothing against Rahul; for all I know he may be an extremely capable young man. The point is that are we in a fuedal kingdom, or a modern democracy? Why cant the Congress have some real democracy at its core, and develop its second string leaders into people of national stature? Why should the baton pass from Father to Daughter to Son To Bahu To Son and so on and so forth? Conversely, the BJP just cant seem to get its house in order: it has some highly capable, tried and tested people of mettle (as does the Congress, to be fair: if only they could stop their Gandhivaad!)

And so, the hunt for a leader continues. While the Congress would have us believe that only 1 family in approximately 300 million families has the right to rule us (1.2 billion population divided by average of 4 per family), the BJP is unsure. I for one just cant figure them out. It seems they have yet to grow out of their old avatar and grow into a modern progressive party. Funnily, and paradoxically, it is only one of 2 Indian parties with the potential to achieve that and grow to national status; and most certainly the strongest contender in the race for the rediscovered party. The other candidate - The AAP - is too new to comment. Even the people of India seem to agree with me on this; most seem to be reserving judgement.

Both AAP and BJP should realise that the Congress has just presented them with a golden key: the appointment of Rahul Gandhi is not going to sit well with any number of Indian citizens- especially from the middle class. It has proven once and for all that there is no second string leadership in the Congress to speak of, and no leadership development. I, once an ardent congress supporter from the halcyon days of 1991 when the Congress fired the imagination of the nation, have now finally accepted with deep regret that it will never grow out of the Gandhis. I have nothing against Rahul: he is young, modern, educated, controlled- but he is a Gandhi. I cannot see why one family in 300 million families should rule us, we are after all a democracy.

I just hope that either BJP - or hopfully AAP - can take up the cudgel and present a strong alternative. The opportunity is now present in the form of this elevation of Rahul: the opportunity to present itself as a progressive, modern, forward thinking party with a true democratic core. A party that has outgrown its mistakes, and is at last ready for national leadership. The AAP might take time for this, but the BJP can certainly do it - if it tones down its rhetoric and gets its house in order.

For The Hunt For A Leader is on: the leader to take us forward in this new century.......... :D :D :)

65 YEARS ON,KASHMIR AWAITS SOLUTION...

India celebrated its Independence Day on August 15 with profound reverence; obviously, even after 65 years have passed, a sense of huge achievement still lingers.

It is wished that India continues to make great strides in all spheres of life, enabling its people to finally realise the dream of an equitable development that will actually add to the real sense of achievement. And on August 14, Pakistan also observed its day of independence. The entire Indian sub-continent, nearly consisting of one fifth of the humanity, rejoicing is in itself a remarkable feat. Yet there is a tiny black spot on the moon, as separatists have asked people in the valley to mark August 15 as a black day.

For that matter, Kashmir has been experiencing a complete shutdown on the Independence Day for almost quarter of a century.

The Independence Day is naturally a moment of great pride and gaiety. Alas, in Kashmir it’s reminiscent of an intractable conflict. Notwithstanding the fact that both India and Pakistan consider the conflict on Kashmir a territorial dispute, people of Kashmir treat the problem as denial of their fundamental rights. The differing understanding of the nature of this problem has added to the complexities of this dispute. Does this problem entail a simple conflict on Kashmir or is the Kashmir dispute merely a symptom of a much larger and a deeper conflict? In case Kashmir is the only reason and cause of the conflict, there is still some hope left. Despite its proven intractability for the last 65 years and having triggered two-and-a-half Indo-Pak wars, the problem may get resolved eventually, irrespective of the question when. However, if Kashmir turns out to be a symptom of a deeper malice, there is absolutely no hope of any solution to be found howsoever strong the desire for peace might be. It’s a simple analogy: A property dispute between two siblings, no matter how much stubborn the respective claims could be, is probably resolvable with a proper give and take. On the contrary, resolution of an ideological dispute even between two brothers, unless one among them is completely overpowered, is highly unlikely.

Kashmir hangs in a perfect balance between hope and despair. Pakistan’s new envoy to India Salman Bashir has claimed that the newfound bonhomie between the two countries has never been like this.

Certainly, there is a marked upswing in the relationship between the two ever-bickering neighbours; several confidence-building measures have considerably improved the atmospherics.Still India and Pakistan have miserably failed to reach an agreement on even marginal issues like those of Sir Creek and Siachen. Kashmir is quiet, yet the dispute remains unresolved. Pakistan is placed at a precipice, still it has not given up the option of supporting militancy inside Kashmir. The Indian Army is bracing for an eventuality of a Taliban influx in Kashmir after the 2014 American withdrawal from Afghanistan. Will Pakistan again push foreign militants inside Kashmir to take on the Indian army? What does that mean? The disastrous consequences of such a reckless action may be well known to both India and Pakistan. Low intensity war in the past has proved to be more disastrous than all the Indo-Pak wars combined together. The lull in violence has hardly proved an incentive for the two nations to resolve their long pending disputes.Without the resolution of all big and small disputes, there can’t be any peace is an elementary knowledge. Still India and Pakistan have failed to solve even the smallest of the doable problem.Do India and Pakistan lack a keen desire, moreover the vision, for peace?

Despite a feeble desire, deep cynicism has come to engulf the entire subcontinent. A genuine autonomy may eventually satisfy the Kashmiri political aspirations. However, New Delhi considers conceding even limited political rights as an acknowledgement of Kashmir’s separate political identity based upon the two nation theory. Since forced assimilation will further alienate Kashmir, there seems to be no solution in the offing. In 2012, transfer of population from one country to another still continues, albeit at a very limited scale; Hindus feeling insecure in Pakistan are migrating to India. And a section of estranged population in Kashmir considers even a moth-eaten Pakistan as a saviour.

Partition of India in 1947 was believed to be a solution to a problem that has utterly proved to be a wrong prognosis. Since undoing the Partition will prove to be more disastrous, there seems to be no way out. In the absence of peace, the only other option left is destruction.

Me,My Ideas and My Country!!!!!!!!

Well, I have been spending quite some time thinking about what to do in LIFE and I was just wondering bout the consequences if this went for a very long long period. So, I decided to come up with 5 rock solid plans..

1. Creating Anil Kapoor sweaters : No, NO.. he is not the brand amabassador or fiat or Innova.. He is the raw material..:) Instead of using goat hair, We are going to use his chest hair to make sweaters.. For all those who are not aware of the extensive market research we have done....

• Almost 10,000 bald men undergo the weaving process and AK is the only source...
• His chest hair is said to account for 80% of his body weight.
• Ok, this might be gross.. But, Sonam kapoor needs to wax every hour.. roflmao..

2. Hydro electric power generation using Ekta Kapoor serials..
People just keep crying for more than half the episode in all her serials. So we have come up with a small power generation plant which will be kept in every woman's mouth. (1 teer do nishaan). The power plant in their mouths will ensure that they shut the fuck up and spare the human kind of the drastic disaster. For the way they cry, we believe we can generate around 10% of India's total power requirement.

3. Teaching Indian women to drive / ride.
This is the most lucrative business. There are around 57 crore women in India of which 15 crore are said to have access to a vehicle. Our market research has shown that all driving classes have failed to teach the womankind to drive. So we thought we will approach the problem in the tried and tested MAHABHARAT way.(We tried to replicate something like.... Abhimanyu learning to fight when his Mom was pregnant listening to Lord Krishna talk bout fighting etc).

We got an Indian lady married to Michael Schumacher in a car. She spent the next 6 months in the car with him. She got pregnant. She spent the next 9 months when the car was in motion. Everybody around talked about 'How to drive a CAR' and then she gave birth to Mike's daughter. Mike spent the next 20 years teaching his daughter to drive. At 20, we gave Mike's daughter a chance to drive. Mike's daughter just couldn't "DRIVE THE CAR"..

4. Training Indian men to stop staring at certain things..
Folks, one look and an appreciative gesture is justified. You can't just keep staring.. I mean what do you expect from them, GROW IN SIZE?? It just looks embarassing and Indian men got to stop doing this..

5. Social networking for the Stupid folks.. : All u baays and gaals out there who waants to do fraandsheep and romiances with each other.. here's a dedicated platform for you to show the world how LAME you are..

So, I have been travelling a lot and I am awestruck by the Indian diverse culture. But there are certian things I would like to tell you folks that will help you improve a lot. This might look like Russel Peters humor.. No Pun Intended.. I love my country and I am as much a South Indian as I am a North Indian.

My recommendations to the people of India :

@Kandus : Don't act like u r all pissed bout the floating population.. The weather has made u all LAZY and you are so freakin STUPID that the MNCs have to go elsewhere to recruit people..

@Mallus : You got to work on your accent lola kutties. You can't say I am gonna watch 'Condom of Shailesh' with my girlfriend and expect some1 not to freak out, even if u meant 'Quantum of Solace'

@Tams : You got to let the guys and girls interact at a very young age. Your chicks are too horny.
@Gult (Andhra) : Biriyani is not the only thing in this world. Stop eating spicy food. Go to Gujarat.

@Gujjus : Don't add sugar to everything.. Eating sugar doesn't make u sweet. It makes u fat and ugly.. You should change ur motto. 'Roti khake Potty Jaao, Potty jaake Roti khao' can't be it. You can't live to eat. You gotta eat to live.

@Bihari: Itne bachche paida karo ki ghar ghar jaisa lage, itne nahin ki ghar gaanv jaisa lage...
@Maharashtrians : Don't act like some1 raped ur wife when he says Bombay instead of Mumbai.

@Rajjus : Don't act all juvenile when some1 spills water on the table and start licking it. We understand that you were 15 when you first saw water, but there's enuf water outside.

@Haryanvi: Raat ko WALK karne niklo yaar, RAPE karne nahin..
@Dilli : Your chicks need to start putting on some clothes and stop behaving like they were all born in Pahaad Gunj..

@Bangaali : Stop wearing half a kilo jewellery and eating half a kilo fish everyday. One Bappi is enuf
@UP: This election, you have made it clear that u will not see Progress or Congress, Learn to vote..

@Goans : You folks should stop acting like you are COOL. coz that makes u look like a FOOL.. Don't wear some lame banians showing off ur wierdo tattoos of Christiano Ronaldo.. We understand that the Portugese screwed u for longer than the British screwed the rest of India.. But then, get over it .

@Punjabi &Chandigarhvi : First of all, I gotta admit that I have a thing for ur chicks.. Tashan mein, no other place can beat the chicks here.. But as they say beauty*brains is a constant. The chicks here are the stupidest possible. One instance at a bus stand in Chandigarh
Poor kid : Madam, Pocket Calculator lelo..
Smoking hot chandigarh chick : Mujhe nahin chahiye.. mujhe pata hai mere paas kitne pockets hain..
Poor kid : WTF????

@Rest of India : You gotta stop going to the MTV and Channel V shows and embarassing yourself

This is it...TIME to get SERIOUS in life..

The Myth Of Hindutva Terror.....

Hindus should unite against these evil 'Khangressi'...Take pride in Being a Hindu and stand united!
 
India is home to nearly 18 per cent of the world’s population. That’s a huge chunk of humanity in one country. Of this, nearly 82 per cent are Hindus. So naturally, it is a nation with a Hindu identity, irrespective of whether people with more “secular” outlook accept it or not. If Turkey can be called a Muslim nation and Germany a Christian nation, India is for sure a Hindu nation that functions in the form of a democracy.

Background:

Unfortunately India is one of the biggest victims of terrorism in the 21st century world. Interestingly, it has become very fashionable over the past 4 to 6 years to flash Hindutva “terror” or Saffron “terror” at the drop of a hat. Hindutva, is essentially an ideology which is pro-Hindu, and Saffron is a colour most associated with Sanatana Dharma, or Hinduism as the world labels it. Many people bring “Hindu terror”, “Hindutva terror” or “Saffron terror” into political and media discussions to score brownie points with the generally Hindu-despising crowd out there — the so-called secular people, communists, and some ‘friendly neighbours’ of who have a big stake in projecting Hindus in bad light.

Since Islamic terror or Muslim terror has been so much in news this century, some people felt obligated to bring in an “equal-equal” balancing act to emphasise their own secular credentials. Of course it would be stupid to say that there are no bad people who are Hindus. They exist. There are criminals, rapists, murderers and much worse people who happen to be from practicing Hindu family or just have a Hindu name. But ‘Hindutva terror’ or ‘Hindu terror’ is mostly meaningless as hardly any Hindu would go out and commit terrorism for the glory of the Bhagavad Gita or for attaining heaven for the sake of Krishna or Durga, or cite a Vedic mantra before blowing up a group of people. Hindu criminals surely exist, but Hindu ‘terror’(of the Islamist variety) is mostly imaginary. I have never come across an act of Hindutva ‘terror’ that killed even 100 people (that’s 0.8 per cent of the number of global terror victims in 2011) anywhere in the world in one incident. You can leave a comment below to educate us if you find this claim false.

Now let’s go beyond our opinions and claims. Let’s get some hard statistics from credible reports. Beyond the studios of some select media houses, does Hindutva ‘terror’, so fondly peddled by our neo-intellectuals, even exist? If it exists among 15-18 per cent of the world’s population, shouldn’t it be a very visible form of terror in international reports and news items? That too when India itself features among the 6 most terror-affected countries in the global ranking?

I found one very credible and internationally accepted report on the previous year’s terrorism statistics. I was actually hoping to see a lot of ‘Hindutva terror’-related information from this comprehensive world report on terrorism in 2011. To my shock, there was not even a single mention of ‘Hindu’, ‘RSS’, ‘Sangh’, ‘Saffron’ and other labels that Indian media regularly feeds us. There were 16 mentions of India in this 33-page comprehensive report, but not ONE mention of the word ‘Hindu’! I checked and rechecked, just to ensure that I was not missing something.

How did this happen?

How come the world’s most comprehensive report on terrorism from 2011 does not have a mention of even one terror incident involving ‘Hindutva’ or ‘Hindu’ which many politicians and mediapersons don’t seem to stop talking about in India?

2011 Global Terror Statistics:

You can download and read the entire report here from the official National Counter Terrorism Center website in USA. (Click here to download the PDF report)

After failing to find any mention of ‘Hindutva’ terror, I then extracted some key numbers that I hope Indian media stalwarts will read through and get a larger, global perspective. There were over 10,000 terrorist attacks in 2011, affecting nearly 45,000 victims in 70 countries and resulting in over 12,500 deaths. That’s a very large number of people getting affected, even though the number of attacks were fewer compared to 2007.

India features among the six countries most affected by terrorism in 2011. In Afghanistan, 3,353 people died due to terror attacks in 2011. Iraq saw 3,063 deaths, Pakistan saw 2,033, Somalia saw 1,101, Nigeria saw 593 and India saw 479 victims. These are purely terrorism-related deaths, and do not include deaths in religious / sectarian wars like in Syria where more than 20,000 people have died in 2011 itself. The war-torn Afghanistan, the unstable Iraq, and the very likely imploding Pakistan together account for 64 per cent of the terrorist attacks in the world during 2011. India’s most volatile neighbour Pakistan, with a long history exporting terrorism, saw an increase of 8 per cent in terror attacks compared to 2010.

Now let us come to religious demographics. I am not sure this even deserves mention, but something needs to stand in contrast to all the ‘Hindutva’ bashing in Indian media.:

1. In 2011, 56 per cent of the world’s terrorist attacks (5,700) were by Sunni Muslims. 70 per cent of the worldwide deaths were also OF Sunni Muslims.

2. Effectively, out of the 12,533 terror victims in the world in 2011, 8,886 were killed by Sunni Muslim extremists.

3. There were 279 suicide attacks in the world during 2011. Sunni Muslims conducted 93 per cent of these attacks.

4. Out of 12,000+ killed by terrorists in 2011, 6,418 were civilians. 755 were children. Nearly 90 per cent of terror victims, with their religion identified, were Muslims.

Amazing! What will the ‘secular’ columnists, who made a living bashing ‘Hindutva terror’ do now? Not ONE mention in the world’s most comprehensive report of Hindu ‘terror’. Not to mention the fact that an overwhelming majority of terrorists listed happen to be Muslims, whom these folks hesitate to highlight, thanks to their ‘equal-equal’ reporting mission. Is it time for them to get back to their ‘terrorism has no religion’ cliche?

2011 Indian Terror Groups per the Global Report:

Since India unfortunately figured in this list, it was necessary to dig deep into incidents involving the country, to find out who in India was killing that many people. According to the report, the top non-Muslim terrorist groups in the world were FARC from Columbia (carried out 377 attacks in 2011), CPI-Maoist in India (351 attacks), NPA-CPP of Philippines that struck 102 times and PKK of Turkey (carried out 48 attacks).

Here were the only 3 Indian terror organisations featured:

1. Communist ideology holding Communist Party of India – Maoist.
 2. Indian Mujahideen, the terror outfit that is alleged to have links with Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI), for which the incumbent Foreign Minister of India Salman Khurshid was a legal voice.
 3. Harkat ul-Jihad Islami (HUJI).
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The summary of the report is pretty clear. It’s unfortunate for India that it did figure as the sixth most terror-affected nation on this planet. However, even though Hindus form 15 to 18 per cent of the world’s population across dozens of countries, with an overwhelming majority in India, they had zero mention in the comprehensive world terror report for 2011. Not only was there no mention of the word ‘Hindu’ itself, all other related labels like ‘Hindutva’, ‘RSS’ etc. were absent as well. Among the three Indian terrorist outfits featured in the global report, two were Islamist and one was Communist. Ironically, it is the advocates of these very same ideologies that have been trying desperately to project to the world the imaginary idea of ‘Hindutva terror’ and the huge danger it poses to humanity.

I hope India’s top politicians, their speechwriters and media editors read this report carefully. Perhaps they would do better by getting back to the ‘terrorism has no religion’ cliche instead of discrediting themselves by peddling the non-existent ‘Hindutva Terror’

WHO made this dumb 'shit'de home minister?eh?cheap vote bank minority appeasement politics? SHAME ON YOU!! ******e
Be mum on real terrorism and start talking about imaginary ones!

So...Who's To Blame???

A status update i saw on Facebook said -
“My daughter turns 17 today. If she were in Delhi, she’d probably be a target for lecherous men. In the US, where she is, some gun-toting madman, perhaps. Can we live on the moon, please?”
Good idea , I thought- send all men to Mars and women to Venus.. At least we’d live in peace!!

And in reply to that, I saw comments saying “Thank God, living in Delhi, I have 2 sons and no daughter … It’s a shame on Delhi culture… Culture is responsible for all this”. Another says - “The horror lasted for 40 minutes with the girl … handover all 4 men to public for 4 minutes … justice will be done… else Govt.. will take 4 years to decide on justice and after 4 years they will be let free”
Another post I saw by someone else says – “If at all GOD existed, this wouldn’t have happened” followed by “Bhagwan par se vishwas uth gaya”(I’ve lost my faith in GOD! )
That set me thinking for a while… where did GOD come into the picture? All we do is blame someone for what’s happening out there instead of thinking of what can be done to set things right… and what we call GOD is probably the only one who can’t defend himself/ herself … So go ahead .. It’s a buy one get one free offer- God has given you a life – blame him/her for all your flaws free of cost!!
Handing the rapists over to the public for 4 minutes would get justice ? Really? What justice are we talking about? Although this public awakening is for good on one hand, all of us know that this sort of protest will not happen for every rape that happens in the country. Within a week of the gang rape that caused (is still causing) so much hue and cry, so many more rapes have happened (take a look at some such cases at here and here ) . Is the “public” ready to handle all cases of rape like this in 4 minutes? Lets all leave our jobs and go out with guns to kill rapists , what say?
Stoning these men in public or getting them capital punishment would only help achieve a sort of temporary satisfaction, as would increased police patrolling or increased security- that a wrong act has been rightly punished. But wouldn’t that be temporary? Tomorrow, if anyone who has political clout were to rape a girl, all of us know that her poor cries would fall into deaf ears or she herself, along with family would be put to “sleep” even before any one gets to know.
On wondering why men rape, I found an article by the Times of India (click here to read it) and was surprised. It suggests that even in India, rape is very rare in societies whose cultures have taught their men to live harmoniously with women and provide them with greater autonomy – Meghalaya, Nagaland, Darjeeling, and mostly other north-east regions. Doesn’t this suggest that reduction of such rapes requires us to live in a society that can learn to exist with women in harmony from the north east part of India first ?
India, as most of us know, is a plethora of varied cultures. Unfortunately ,most(if not all) of the religions and traditions that live in India treat the man as “superior” in most ways. Whether it’s about “selling off” your little girl to a man at her wedding, either in the name of tradition/rituals/ dowry ,or her being equally educated as her brothers, but not allowed to work like they are, or even worse, her not being educated at all since the parents earn enough to educate their son, but not their daughter.. In all aspects, our men are accepted as superior , since they are supposed to be the “bread earners” of the family . The biggest example I can think of to quote here is the big fat Indian wedding . As girls or women, all or most of us know that , our parents have started saving to get us happily married off since we were born. Whether it be jewellery, money , silver ware , or anything else, our parents start saving very early in life to get us married off. Although proud to have us as their daughters, they also accepted and lived with the fact that, although their little daughter is equally educated and is earning as much as any man who marries her, they, as her parents, are inferior to a man and his parents when it comes to the wedding of their little princess. Just like educating you or fulfilling your little whims and fancies as a child is a pleasure to them , they say “ its a pleasure to arrange for the world to watch my little daughter get married off”. According to them, it’s their duty/pleasure. It could be that they do it out of love. Does that mean , then, that an Indian man’s parents don’t love him at all ? Of course they do! But.. If you WANT to feel inferior to them, they will just treat you that way ! As the old adage goes- “You are what you think you are “!
If women and men have to live harmoniously in India, then we ideally should first start teaching our children how to do so- The only way to do it is to remove this feeling of “ I’m a girl , I shouldn’t be doing these things ”. Once your little girl reaches marriageable age, demand that the guy she gets married to(if hes as well off as you are) and his parents also share your expenses – A few families have already started doing this . Teach your little girls an art of self-defence like karate instead of asking her to not wear shorts or anything else she feels comfortable in. The process is gradual, and can only be accomplished over a period of few years- Capital punishment wont achieve anything but death of a so called criminal!